Porn to Cream Your Pants

You might think it silly not to have taken your pants off first, but this one caught me so off guard that I didn’t have the time.

Jokes aside, I’m just trying to get across that, even as one who’s generous with his porn subscriptions, I was well surprised by how erotic the content would be when I took up a big discount of up to 85% off New Sensations.

That big of a percentage off on something that looked decent was already good enough reason for me to try a site I haven’t yet before, but I was blown away once I started browsing around my new membership content.

Had I known it was going to be this amount of top-drawer, exclusive content, I would have taken up the yearly membership special for less than 10 bucks a month. I think I’ll just do that after this 30-day pass runs out.